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Tweeting 101: Misha Collins’ Proper Decorum on Tweeting Like a Celebrity

1. Label your followers (e.g. Mishamigos; see also: minions)
2. Show off your multilingual skills (e.g. Ola; see also: Google Translate)
3. Brag about the famous people you hang out with (e.g. “J2 got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the guys.”; “J&J had a late one last night.”)
4. Tweet pictures that you’ve taken of your celebrity friends and use them as proof that you know them and that people should envy you
   
5. Use acronyms to appear hip and internet-savvy (e.g. IMHO; ROTFLMAO)
6. Narrate as you tweet to allow the people nearby to hear
7. Random thoughts accompanied by emoticons to express your feelings are encouraged (e.g. “Ever get that feeling someone’s in the backseat? :(“)
8. State the name of your emoticon when you narrate as you tweet (e.g. “Ever get that feeling someone’s in the backseat? Frowny face”)
9. There is no such thing as an irrelevant tweet so long as it comes from a celebrity, so tweet everything. (ex. “Going to the bathroom.”; “Just got tested. I’m STD free.”)
   
10. Tweet enthusiastically whenever and wherever, and display this enthusiasm by smiling

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